by
mrzombiepants
@ 2007-09-11 - 10:56:52 pm
YAY it's raining today, I love the rain the sound of it sooths me and makes me feel relaxed. I also like walking in it
it makes me all soaked plus I like to jump and splash in the puddles. LOL the funny looks I get from the people driving by are priceless, lol like a 27 year old man isn't allowed to act childish in the rain. So on fiday I applied for a job up north, however later that day I gor an email from them saying that they couldn't open the resume I sent them. So I resent it and yesterday I got another email from them telling me they still can't open it, so I cut and pasted it into the body of the email. I never got an email from them since I resent it the other day, so I guess they were able to see it
The good thing is that the two emails I got from them telling me that they couldn't open it, let me know that they actually were going to look at it. A lot of the times I wonder if when I do put in a resume some place if they actually do look at it. Most of the time I think they just toss them out.
One job I was thinking of doing was a mad scientist, however I will most likely have to be an mad scientist assistant for a while, and then become an angry scientist or something like that. I could also be a mad poet or something like that, mostly because I have the slight insanity that is required for a job like that, the voices in my head told me so.
I am looking forward to seeing the new Resident Evil movie comming out this month heehee zombies entertain me. They are also one of the few monsters I know I would be able to fight and live. LOL you can just walk away from them as they shamble at you. Now people will see movies like 28 days later and the remake of Dawn of the Dead, and thing that zombies can run. First off let me say this 28 DAYS LATER IS NOT A ZOMBIE MOVIE!!!!!! First off if you watch the opening the people are infected with a virus called rage, which makes them into psychotic killing machiens, second they are still living breathing "people" and they can be killed by damage to the body. Third they don't eat the flesh of the people they kill or infect, and at the end of the movie you see one dieing of starvation which is another thing that zombies will never do.
Now with that rant over I will now say why running is an impossibility you see zombies are dead mindless flesh eating creatures. Now being dead they lack the coordination for complex movement not to mention the necrotic flesh and lack of reflexes. The fastest speed that they could possibly reach would be a quick shamble at the most. People can just power walk away from them and out distance them. The reason people get eaten from them is mostly from the fact that a loved one is turned and they go to them ang get bitten or eaten by them.
Oh well I am getting a little tired here, so if you want to know more about zombies I suggest you read the book "The Zombie Survival Guide" bu Max Brooks. It will give you all the information you will need to know about surviving a zombie outbreak.
Night Night all sleep well
Jeremy