Playwrite27 when I saw this I thought of you.

Slowly Kadeth made his way to the center of the room, looking up at the jade sphere. "Soon all my work will pay off," he says reaching his arms into the air.

"So you are going to start now are you?" King Vaard asked Kadeth coming up behind him as he talked.

"Yes I do believe I shall" Kadeth replied tilting his head back. Arcane energy slowly starts to crackel over Kadeth, like small bolts of lightning emmanating from his body.

King Vaard starts to move back to the door, "I will wait outside, don't worry I will know when you are done."

Kadeth's eyes roll back into his head, and starts to levitate off the ground. As if in a trance he starts to say strange words, not ment for human tongue. "Gaaash vildor K'vek nolg" at these words the magical lightning crawling along his body began to shoot to the jade sphere. "Sa'gaar hokfad M'laaak zook" the jade sphere begins to glow blood red with the arcane energy from Kadeth. The air it's self starts to buzz with the power being built up in the room, and the ground begins to shake.

Without warning a bolt of magical power strikes Kadeth in the chest. Exploding with pain Kadeth screams louder then he ever thought was possible. More bolts shoot out at him, striking at different locations, and causing all his hair and clotheing to burn from his body with magical flame.

Over his screaming Kadeth starts to hear a sound that makes him sick to his stomache, it is the sound of his bones cracking and his muscles snapping. The pain from it almost makes Kadeth faint, he continues to scream and his body goes into spazems.

The pain now begins to subside, and he feels his bones grow solid again and getting dencer. His muscles reform and feel much stronger, and his skin grows tighter and firm.

Fallng to the ground, light smoke rises off of Kadeth and the room has the stench of burnt flesh. Laughing Kadeth rises to his feet and begins to speak. "At long last it has happened, I AM YOUNG AGAIN."

Ok here is a band that does songs about serial killers, they are called The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers.

http://crawlspacerecords.com/TWFCB/HOME.PHP

My brain doesn't seem to be working tonight =(

I want to write, however my brain isn't very cooperative tonight, so maybe I should just put random stuff on here.

Tonight I was watching Return of the Living Dead, and I noticed that the eye chart in the medical supply office says "Burt is a slave driver and a cheap son of a bitch" lol Burt is the name of the charecter who owns the medical supply store in the movie, lol and a note on the front door of the building is signed Bert =P I think I have to much free time to notice that kind of stuff.

I baked some brownies today =D they were chocolate chunk ones and they are damn tasty too.

wow my mind really isn't working right now

I better go now
Have fun all

Jeremy

Today I came into the living room and Mom was watching Oprah. The show today was about food, and what kinds you should and shouldn't eat, that doctor guy was on it too, the one that talks about what shape your poo should be. They were talking about what oils and types of flour should be in the different things you should eat, and to heck the first three ingredients you should look out for when you buy stuff. Now either I am becoming psychic or my mom does the same thing every time she hears about nutrition lables, and list of ingredients on food lables. Because no sooner did they say what you should look for, mom was out in the cubbords checking everything out. Personally I think it is all a little bit silly, I mean my mom is a Weight Watchers leader and has been for quite some time. Now personally I think she is able to pick out healthy foods without the help of a doctor in Oprah. So I say to Oprah Blah, you obviously have more power over people then you know and shame on you for not using it for more "interesting" causes. I know I would do that if I had the ability to make people run to the kitchen to check the lables in there food. I think the first thing I would do would have all the people that watch the show each send me $5. But I will not say what I would spend it on *cough* booze *cough*.

Well I must go for now, and think other devilish things I could do with Oprah's super power.

Trying to unlock her secrets.
Jeremy

"You're quite observent for an old man arn't you?" King Vaard said in his hollow voice, "it seems that you have my name, not you must tell me yours before I think of letting you pass." At saying that King Vaard moves slowly to stand in front of the door.

"Ahhh yes, where are my manners" the old man replied. Bowing as deeply as his old frame would allow, "my name is Kadeth the eldrich, now I must ask you to allow me access to the stone." Looking hopefully at the door Kadeth slowly starts to move toward it.

"Mmmmmmm I suppose you may enter, but I warn you the stone is not to be trifeled with, even by one of the eldrich occupation" King Vaard said as he opened the door for Kadeth. As the door opened the hall started to become filled with a lihgt green light emmanating from the room beyond. Cautiously Kadeth made his way into the room, and his eyes were instantly drawn to the celing of the room. There in the center suspended by chains of pure silver, was a perfect sphere of jade, flecked with veins of glittering gold. The sphere radiated with pale green light, it looked as if there was a miniature star setteled within the heart of it.

"Are the legends true, Was it really created by the gods?" Kadeth asked with wonder at the sight before him.

"That I am not sure Kadeth, it has been so long since it has come to my city" Vaard said with his cold stone eyes staring unblinkingly at the jade sphere.

YAY this is my 90th post, meaning that this is the longest blog that I have ever had. All the other blogs that I have had, (I this is the 10th) never been over 5 posts. I think one of the reasons I have actually been able to post a lot here, is because I actually get more responce here to what I write, then just advertisements for penis pills to improve my sex life. So to all of you who read and comment, you are the reason I am still here and I thank you for your feedback.

Jeremy

The old man looks into the sculptures eyes and says "if you would be so kind as to set me down, I would be pleased to tell you why I am here." At hearing this the sculpture set the old man onto the ground and released it's grip. In his most confident voice the old man proclaimed "I have traveled long and far, in search of the stone." Now looking closely at the sculpture the old man said "may I have the honour of knowing the name of who I speak with?"

The sculpture begind to slowly pace the hall, each step vibrating the floor. "You try to flatter me" it says, "however if you must know, I am the high king of this city and you may call me Vaard." Coming to a stop and looking at the old man Vaard says, "as for the stone, the city streets ace full of them, take your pick."

At hearing this the old man began to chuckel. Comming up to Vaard and looking him straight in the eyes he said "you must think me as stupid good king, I bet you know exactly which stone I am reffering to and I believe it is very close." A small wicked smile forms on the old man's face and his eyes fix on something behind King Vaard. "I do believe that the stone is right behind you through that door."

The old man slowly enters the tower, and finds himself in a giant hall. Sitting in the center there is a large iron throne, with a stone sculpture sitting within it. The man makes his way to the throne admiring it's increadable construction, when a loud hollow voice booms "Why have you entered my palace".

Starteled the old man falls backward, falling on his backside. "Who...who is there?" he says a little nervously, looking around at the walls seeing if there is any place where there could be someone hiding.

From the throne the stone sculpture starts to move, the sound of grinding stone coming from it's joints. Commint to a full stand the sculpture nearly eight feet tall, looms over the old man. "I ask again" it booms "why have you entered my palace".

"Hmmmmm" the old man mumbles to himself, " I can't believe I was startled by a mear golem. Stanting to his feet dusting himself off, he looks intently at the sculpture. Reaching a hand close, ge goes to touch it, when the sculpture grabs a hold of his arm, lifting him so both faces meet. Looking into the cold stone eyes, the old man says "You're not a mear golem are you?".

The hollow voice starts to laugh at the old man, a cold mocking laugh that cuts his ego to the bone. Wincing at the pain in his arm, the old man says "Why do ye mock me so?" In reply the sculpture says "Because this is my palace, and YOU old man are an intruder, now I ask one last time WHY ARE YOU IN MY PALACE?"

Blah I feel to tired to write any more
See you all tomorrow

Jeremy

Fact and Fancy

by H. P. Lovecraft

How dull the wretch, whose philosophic mind
Disdains the pleasures of fantastic kind;
Whose prosy thoughts the joys of life exclude,
And wreck the solace of the poet's mood!
Young Zeno, practis'd in the Stoic's art,
Rejects the language of the glowing heart;
Dissolves sweet Nature to a mess of laws;
Condemns th' effect whilst looking for the cause;
Freezes poor Ovid in an iced review,
And sneers because his fables are untrue!
In search of hope the hopeful zealot goes,
But all the sadder tums, the more he knows!
Stay! Vandal sophist, whose deep lore would blast
The grateful legends of the storied past;
Whose tongue in censure flays th' embellish'd page,
And scorns the comforts of a dreary age:
Wouldst strip the foliage from the vital bough
Till all men grow as wisely dull as thou?
Happy the man whose fresh, untainted eye
Discerns a Pantheon in the spangled sky;
Finds sylphs and dryads in the waving trees,
And spies soft Notus in the southern breeze
For whom the stream a cheering carol sings,
While reedy music by the fountain rings;
To whom the waves a Nereid tale confide
Till friendly presence fills the rising tide.
Happy is he, who void of learning's woes,
Th' ethereal life of bodied Nature knows;
I scorn the sage that tells me it but seems,
And flout his gravity in sunlight dreams!

Who ever thought that learning about the brain would be so much fun.

Ed Wood's classic and worst movie ever made. Watch it, you will have a good laugh if you do.

Travelling down the ruined streets and alleys, the old man looks with awe at the architecture of the buildings. Even in there delatated state, they are still a thing of beauty. Each building even the most humble shop, looked to have been carved by a master sculpter out of pure white marble. The walls and eves decorated with images of heroic individuald, and leering gargoyels. He thinks to himself that this city must have been something to behold at it's peak.

It is then that the old man's second sight starts to kick in, and he has a vision. He sees the city as it is, and as it was at the same time. A small tear comes to his eye as he looks in heart full wonder. The buildings as impressive as they are now, became even more so in the vision. The looked as something that the gods them selves would be pround to call home. His vision also showed the people who lived there as well. Slightly taller then an average human, they were slender beautiful people. Skin a light shade of blue with long flowing dark green hair. They seemed to prefer light flowing airy clothing, with modest forms of jewlery. The phantom forms of his vision moved about, doing there daily routiens.

After a few moments his vision ended, and the city returned to normal. A small feeling of loss mixed with sadness entered the old man. He then resumes his journey to the center of the city.

The old man finds a boulevard leading to the heart of the city, and he decides that sight seeing can wait. He travels along it for what seems like hours, untill he reaches the building he has been looking for. An immence tower of black stone, riseing up from the center of the city like a giant thorn. The old man carefully makes his way up the stairs to the front vaulted doors. Placing one of his hands on the giant metal door, he pushes gently and it opend effortlessly. A little nervous the old man peeks his head inside, and then cautiously enters.

Crap I'm tired this morning, but the good thing is that I never woke up once last night. I did however have a few odd dreams. One involved myself and a couple of faceless individuals running for our lives from some sort of killer bale of hay. It was like 10 feet tall with hook tipped tendrils, and a beak with razor sharp teeth in it. Now that dream morphed into another one which was just as strange. You see I was going some place with my mom and dad, and for some reason I ended up in my old highschool. But it wasn't really the school I went to, because it had been renovated and there were different rooms. After some aimless wandering in it, I finally caught up with mom and dad. We were going to go to Halifax but instead of taking the car we decided to walk. Now this is kinda idiotic because Halifax about an hour and a half drive from here, so walking would take a really really long time. Not only that but my dad had me carry him on my back, so here we were walking to halifax me with my dad on my back and then we decided to go through the woods. After travelling for what seemed like forever we just ended back at the school again. So mom says that is is going to get the car after all, and for dad and I to go wait at the school. So we go down there and I carry him around for a while and sit him down at a picnik table. I decide I will go around the corner and get a drink of water and when I do I see one of my friends dropping her kids off at a day care. So I go over and talk to her and we wander around the front of the school talking......... and that's when I wake up. The good thing is that it wasn't the dog barking at my door that woke me up. I woke up naturally and I was even more tired doing that then I was when the dog woke me up LOL go figure.

Hope you enjoyed the dreams from my messed up mind.

Jeremy

Yesterday was odd, you see my brother came over and for some reason my alergies started bugging me. The last time my alergies bugged me like that was when my brother came over a week before. So it seems that I am allergic to my brother, so I guess I need to spray him with a hose the next time he comes over. The other odd thing that happened was that when I went out for my evening walk, a girl came out to walk with her dog and was in front of me. Now the odd thing was that when she was walking, she was swaying her butt back and forth. Now I know what you are thinking "you perve looking at her butt" however it was in my line of vision, when I looked ahead it was there. Now as far as women and there walking habits go, I know very little, but I didn't know that swaying is a normal part of it. So now I sit here with confused thoughts, maybe I should become a monk or something. Oh well I shall never understand women and the day I do would probably be the day I win the lotto.

Well it's time for me to go

have fun
Jeremy

This is an addition to what I wrote last time.

Carefully the old man makes it down to the path into the city, as he stops to catch his breath he looks up to the celing of the cave. The entire cavern is illuminated by an undulating white-blue light, keeping the city in perpetual twilight. Cautiously he makes his way down the path into the heart of the city. The old man sences something or someone watching him, the back of his neck having the pin prickly feeling. Clutching his staff tighter, and stepping more lightly he makes his way down the winding path.

Out of nowhere a dark shape leaps off the top of one of the ruined roof tops, falling directly at the old man. Time seems to slow, as the old man raises his staff over his head with both hands to defend himself. Blocking the wickedly curved blade of the creature, the old man speaks an arcane word as purple energy crackels from his eyes. "Shuzak" with the word spoken a bolt of purple lightning flashes from the old man's eyes hitting the creature in the chest and sending it flying. It flys back and crashes into the wall of one of the ruined buildings and falling limply to the ground.

Panting from the exertion of arcane power, the old man shambles over to investigate the creature that attacked him. It had the basic shape of a man, but that is where the resemblnce ended. It's skin was as black as oil and it's head was a size to large for it's skinny frame. It's cold dead eyes were red rimed, black and bulbous and two small slits on it's flat face served as it's nose. It's mouth was small with thin lips and filled with sharp needle like teeth. It also appeared to be sexless and had long spindly limbs and it's ears were pointed and jutted out the side of it's head.

"Hmmmm" the old man mumbled to himself, "In all my years I have never seen such a creature." Picking up the blade the creature weilded he also mumbled "and this sword, primitive, yet superb quality." Slowly the old man gets to his feet and leaves the creature with the charred smoking wound on it's chest.

Continuing into the heart of the city, the old man knows that creature was just testing him and it won't be the last he sees of it's kind.

Well that's all I got for now

Have a good night all
Jeremy

I am just going to write what ever comes out of my head so if it really doesn't make any sence that is why.

The small elevator starts to go down it's shaft deep into the earth. It's old rusty cage shuddering, and the old cable shreaking on it's pully, protesting against the weight of it. The occupant of the elevator, an old man with long white hair leaning against a gnarled twisted staff, looks up with a small worried expresion on his face at the sound of the rusted pully. He is dressed as a traveler, his robes grey with many old stains and worn sandles adorn his small feet.

After what seems like hours the elevator stops, and the old man stops out of the rusted cage. Stepping out on to a half rotted out wooden platform, he looks into the vast cavern before him. Gazing down at the ancient underground city he says "At long last, after decades of searching, I have finally found it........... Zarlath."

Slowly he makes his way down the old wobbly stairs, testing each step with his staff as he goes. Not noticing dark eyes watching each move he makes from the shadows.

Blahhh my brain won't think of aqnything else.

I will try and make more tomorrow
Night all
Jeremy

Right now I wish I had some chocolate, not just any old chocolate. I want the semisweet bakers chocolate, the kind with the high cocoa content. Usually I can get it at the bulk food store and it comes in nice squares. Usually I just break one of the squares in half, and let it melt in my mouth. One thing that goes awesome with the chocolate is a big glass of ice cold milk. mmmmmmmmm I am hungry now *starts drooling* lol I better be careful or I may short out my computer with all the drool.

Ugggg the dog woke me up this morning, he was standing my my bedroom door barking till I woke up. Lol and then when I went to let him out, he just stood there like an idiot staring at me. One good thing though is that I got the laundry done, yes ladies I can do laundry, clean and cook. I am rather quite domesticated but the sad thing is that the girls around here are party girls and I really don't want anything to do with that. If I wanted to see a bunch of drunkin fools acting like idiots, I would go visit my uncle. I am thinking of watching some movies tomorrow, not sure what ones but I will figure it out tomorrow.

I am hoping something interesting will happen this weekend, nothing really interesting usually happens around where I live. Perhaps I should start going more places, but it is rather difficult due to the fact that I have no car and the nearest bus stop is an hours walk away =P Now I know what you are thinking, why not just walk to the bus stop and go from there?? Well I don't do that, because by the time I get to the bus stop I will be covered in sweat. And I have no desire to go any place smelling like a pole cat, you all know what I mean. Any of you who have been on the bus, have sat next to the stinky persone and it not a really pleasent experience.

Well I am off for now

Have fun
Jeremy

So the day is almost over, and it really wasn't all that eventfull. I did get the dog in, I had to wait about three hours and bribe him with a treat. But he is in and that is what matters. There was also a kitten in the yard today too, it was orange and white and all cute and fuzzy looking. There are a lot of stray cats around where I live, but that is due to people just dumping there cats in the woods when they can't take care of them. I really don't see why people do that, when there are people looking for pets and not to mention the animal shelter. Plus there are farms all over the plave that many would be more then happy to take the cats. People are just lazy I guess, and can't be bothered to do a little extra work to make sure the cats are safe. I also saw something a little funny on the news too, it seems there is a new toll road some place and it has the people in the area angry. There was even a guy who said he would rather drive around then pay the $1.50 toll. Now that got me thinking, wouldn't he be spending a little more then $1.50 burning the gas to get around the toll? It could also be about principal of the whole thing too, but some times doing someting for principal's sake can be a little silly. But I really have never had to do anything like that so I really can't say to much on the subject of principal. People can do some strange things for a cause, lol I'm strange but I don't have a cause.

Well I must go now

Jeremy

Today has been ever so exciting, lol and if you believe that then would you like to buy some ocean front property in Afghanistan from me? So far today I have acomplished two things, first I got the lawn mowed and second I had a nap. Now I am just trying to get the dog to come in the house. You see it is kinda windy out side today, and the wind blew a door shut, which freaked the dog out and made him want to go out side. I have tried giving him treats to come in to no use, I even put him on his chain (which he hates) and he is still laying out there. Oh well he will probably want to come in when I start making supper, or if i decide to get something to eat. He has a knack of wanting to come in when ever some one does that.

Well I shall be back later on

Have a good day every one
Jeremy

It has come to my attention today, that I need to start to go to bed earlier. lol Falling asleep at 1:30 am - 2 am really isn't a good idea when you need to get up at 5:30 am. Now I like staying up, but starting to fall asleep at the bus stop, or on the bus really isn't the best thing you can dp =P.

This evening was pretty relaxing, well after I fixed dad's computer so he could go on the internet. I watched some tv, listened to some music, and had a soak in the tub. There really is nothing like a good hot soak in the tub to relax you. LOL I just wish the tub was bigger, it would be perfect is I was 5 feet tall and 95 lbs. It is mostly a shower/tub combination so the tub isn't the largest.

Up for tomorrow, I have the lawn to mow, and some laundry to do. I just even may go for a walk. LOL I so need the exercise this week, due to the not so healthy diet I had over the weekend. Lets just say most of the things I ate were made in a frying pan, not to mention the brownies. I think I should stop baking, lol mostly because after I do I usually gain like 5 lbs. I just wish it was as easy to loose weight as it is to gain it.

So I guess for the next few days I will be eating a lot less, and walking a lot more. I really don't mind the walking that much. I just wish I had started doing it earlier, lol but when I was a kid I hated walking with a passion. Another thing I realized is that, where I walk to now seemed a looooot farther when I was younger. LOL something that is like 2 miles used to seem like 8 miles. It is pretty interesting how age effects our preception of things.

Well it is time for me to go now

have a wonderful night
Jeremy

Well I got up at 5:30 this morning, so I could go with dad to the bus stop this morning. The reason I went was to go into town and apply for some jobs. One thing that surprised me was that when I got out of the truck dad game me $10. That put me in a good mood this morning =). So I got on the bus, and I must say the ride was rather quite pleasent which is odd, mostly due to the fact I normally get people staring at me when I am on it, but today nobody did. So I got into my first stop, relaxed a bit and had some tea, then I took the bus again and went to my final destination. So I get to the mall, and I drop off some resumes at the sifferent stores, a couple of which had signs up saying that they were hiring. I then decided to save a few bucks and walk back to the bus station, which was about a 40 minute walk, which was very nice.

Now it's about noon time, and a few friends asked me the night before if I wanted to have coffee with them. One reason is that my friend is tring to det me up with one of her friends. Now normally I wouldn't mind, but right now I am really not looking for anything more then friends. The reason being is that right now I am not ready for a relationship, because of my current lack of employment as well that it has only been about three months since my ex girl friend dumped me. Personally I want to be stable both financially and emotionally stable before I even think about being with some one. However for some reason some of my friends can't seem to realize that. Oh well they are only tring to help, so I guess I should be gratefull.

Well It's time for me to shove off for a spell, however I shall return later on tonight.

Untill then
Jeremy

When I was messing about I found this on the internet

Enjoy =)

As told by Jennifer Morrison...

A very stylish teenage girl grew tired of spending hours carefully "ratting" (teasing) and spraying her hair to attain an extreme beehive do. She washed her hair in sugar-water, allowing it to harden in the style she wanted. At night, she carefully wrapped a towel around it and slept on a special half-pillow designed not to disturb the hair.

One morning she failed to come down for breakfast. Her mother went to her room only to find her dead in bed. When the towel was removed from her head, it was discovered that she had been gnawed to death by rats (or bugs — I've heard both versions).

As told by Joel Harvey...

There's this guy who you might have seen walking around town with two huge dreadlocks, one on each side of his head. One day he decides to get them cut off. So he's off to the hair dresser, and of course they ca