Just some idiocy

The album I want to get is the Misfits album Project 1950. It has punk versions of some 1950's era songs, I actually have one of them and it sounds pretty good.

Here is the link to it if you want to check it out.

Project 1950

So today I had my interview, it was at 3pm however I had to leave at 11am. Mostly because I left to mom when she did her meeting in town and after she was done with that, she took me into my interview. I had a good lunch and then I went to my interview, lol however I had to wait till about 3:15 but I think it went well. I was told though that most of the positions were already filled up =( but they did tell me that there was a temp position stocking the shelves with school supplies. lol The shift is from 9pm-7am but work is work and I need the money.

The way home on the bus was alright, untill I got to the transfer point. Ugggg the transfer bus was over a half hour late :S and the bad thing was that because of that I wasn't able to get to the job fair I waned to go to.

It's actually cool tonight =D and I didn't sweat like a hooker in church when I went for my walk either. The weird thing was that when I was on the my way back home, it felt like something was following me, it was pretty creepy.

Oh well I better be going now

If I think of anything else to talk about I will be back

Jeremy

A teenage Japanese boy has been arrested after walking into a police
station carrying a severed human head and claiming to have killed his
mother. The 17-year-old went to a police station in the town of
Aizuwakamatsu, north of Tokyo, carrying the head in a sports bag. The
beheaded body of a woman was later found at the boy's home. This is
the latest in a series of grisly killings in Japan, a country renowned
for its low crime rate. On Monday a severed human leg was discovered
in a small river in central Tokyo. In January, a 32-year-old woman was
arrested after she confessed to killing her husband, dismembering him
with a saw and dumping body parts around Tokyo. In the latest case,
the boy, said to be a local high school student, reportedly told
police he killed his mother with a knife during the night as she
slept, and had acted alone. Japanese press said the boy lived with his
young brother, separately from their parents. Their mother was
believed to have been visiting them on Monday. The teenager was
reported to have undergone psychiatric treatment at some point in the
past. Chief Cabinet Secretary Yasuhisa Shiozaki expressed his alarm at
the reports. "If it's true, it's horrifying," he said. Aizuwakamatsu
is located in Fukushima prefecture, some 200km (125 miles) north of
Tokyo.

Take a look at this video and just think about it.

Video

Arrrg my eye is bgging me tonight, it feels like there is something in it, yet there is nothing there that I can see. The irritation is driving me more insane then I already am, I want to dig the eye right out of my head. Then I would have an excuse to wear an eyepatch and I could go around saying arrrrrr shiver me timbers and such. But I would also be missing one eye too, which I guess would kinda suck because of the loss of depth preception and all. Oh well I guess I will have to do my best to irnore it and hopefully it will go away.

It's time for me to go to bed now, I have an exciting day of being bothered by my brother and sister tomorrow and I need my beauty sleep. I am so giddy with excitment I can hardly contain myself. *In a dull monotone voice* yay

So If I don't go compleatly insane, lol I know you are thinking "isn't he already there?" but right now I am only half insane, which means I can still be put on trial if need be. But any who It's time for me to do my impression of a corpse.

Good Night and have fun.

Jeremy

Here is one of my favorite movies, it is Hot Fuzz, and if you havn't seen it yet, you should.

enjoy =)

Jeremy

If you ever wondered how much money your family would get for your body if they sold it to science after you died, well look no farther, here is the cadaver calculator. Frightening and entertaining, amuse your friends and have compititions on who's corpse is worth the most.

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I have been a little confused lately, mostly because of women.

You see for pretty much all my life I have had very bad luck with women, I have only ever had one girl friend, and she ended up dumping me, with out much of an excuse other then she really didn't like talking to me. Yet lately women have been telling me that I am sexy and cute. Now this makes me wonder because for most of my life I have been told that I am ugly and unattractive. So when I hear any positive things about me, it makes me suspect that the people saying it are up to something, it's just that I am not that very trusting of people. Another thing is that I am a very intravert persone, and I get really weird when I am in a group of people. Mostly I start to act strange and say very odd things, but that is just a defence for me, a way of keeping people at arms length as it were. As far as crowds go, they make me feel very unconfertable and depressed, mostly due to the fact that I feel very alone when I am in a crowd, like I never belong.

As far as depression goes, it happens to me quite a bit. My selfesteeme is also pretty lacking, but that mostly stems from people treating like a total loser for a very long time. But I do get over it and go about my life the best I can, which I guess is all any one can do really.

Well my mind is starting to go blank now, so I better be going

Talk to you all later

Jeremy

If you ever wanted to know what it would be like to have the crew of the starship enterprise to dance and sing to Knights of the round table from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, well here you go.

Enjoy =)

Horrified diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood
in a crowded pizza restaurant on April 24, 2007. The 35-year-old Pole
burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife
from the kitchen. He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as
customers fled screaming. A witness said: "There was blood everywhere.
Everyone ran out of the place." Surgeons battling to save the severed
willy tried to sew it back on in the first UK op of its kind. Quick-
thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after
subduing its crazed owner with CS gas. The manhood was packed in ice
and taken with the man to London's St Thomas's Hospital. A spokesman
there confirmed doctors had attempted to re-attach it, but the
hospital refused to say whether the procedure had been successful.

The 200-seater restaurant on The Strand in central London was packed
with runners and spectators from Sunday's Marathon. Sales rep Stuart
McMahon, who was eating supper with his girlfriend, said: "This guy
came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and
started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he
jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then
he cut it off. I couldn't believe it. The staff were really upset and
there was blood everywhere." Police sped to the scene and restrained
and handcuffed the man. Several diners were treated for shock by
ambulance crews. A spokesman for the Zizzi restaurant chain said: "It
all happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
frightening and distressing. The manager and staff bravely helped
evacuate the restaurant."

Last night cops were trying to establish the Pole's background. He had
left no identification in the clothing he discarded. A source said:
"We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of
mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy."

YAY I got a call today to come in for an interview on monday at Staples =)
For those of you who don't know Staples is kinda an office supply store, but they also sell things like school supplies, and other work related things, as well as videogames and movies. It is kinda strange, because it is my second interview in two weeks, lol this is the first time I have had that many in such a short time. I'm not complaining, it's just that I have never had that happen before.

I have also had a realization of what I want to do for work now and it is funeral services, more specific, enbalming and prepairing the bodies for the funerals. Now people may say "Why would you want to do that?" well there are many reasons, first there is job security. Also I will be working with people who won't be rude to me when I am around them, as well I will be working in an air conditioned room, and for those who know me, know that I hate the heat. Another reason Is that I am weird and I wouldn't mind being around dead people all day or night.

Well I'm off now but I shall be back.

Your weird morbid friend
Jeremy

I got this story in my email today, and it is pretty good, and a little heartwarming in an odd way.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The
elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He
got down on one knee and inspected the
elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its
foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on
its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood
frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the
elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty
years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu
were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its
front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that
several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring
at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help
wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his
way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared
back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around
one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him
instantly.

Hope you enjoyed it

Jeremy

This is for some of you with a morbid streak, and for those of you who are just curious.

http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asylum/asylum.htm

The Morbid Fact Du Jour is pretty interesting, plus you can sign up to have it emailed to you each day.

Hope you enjoy

Jeremy

The Safety Dance
by
Men Without Hats

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Well theyre are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Well theyre are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.

Francois!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we dont nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance were doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance

We can dance if we want to, weve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everythingll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Well theyre are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance were doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybodys takin the chance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh its the safety dance
Its the safety dance
Well its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance

LOL I checked my email this morning, and found this in it. Heehee I better act right away =P

FROM THE DESK OF IDRISA BIKO
THE HEAD OF FILE DEPARTMENT, BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.

("remittance of $5.2million pounds confidential is the case")

compliments of the season 2007,

i am (Idrisa Biko),head of file department & debt recovering in Bank of Africa ouagadougou burkina-faso in west africa.
first, i must solicit your confidence in this transaction.this is by
virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret.
however after series of petition was recieved by this present regime from foreign contractors and inability of the Bank of Africa (boa)to fulfill their obligation for the payment to its foreign creditors, in conjunction with the council of ministers, they mandated us to carry out a careful and comprehensive review of all overdue payments to foreign contractors and to effect payments immediately.

during the above mentioned process, we discovered an abandoned sum of 5.2 m (FIVE MILLION TWO HUNDRED POUNDS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that happened in (monday 31st july 2000).since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

it is therefore upon this discovery that i and other officials in my
department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
i agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account,and 50% would be for me, while 10% will be for expenses incure during the transaction. there after i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated.therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.

upon the receipt of your reply, i will send to you by email the text of the application to fill and send to the bank. i will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free risk and this transaction will only take us 14 banking days because as a banker, i know what to do and move the fund into your account without any delay and thatyou should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangement have been made for the transfer.

you should contact me as soon as you receive this letter so that i will send you the text of the application to apply to the bank and the data information of the deceased .

your's faithfully,

Idrisa Biko
from (B.O.A) ouagadougou burkina-faso.

LOL I may be stupid, but I'm not that stupid =P

Have a good weekend every one

Jeremy

I thought I would talk about the game METAL GEAR AC!D.

First off it is for the PSP, and it is not like the other Metal Gear games. This one is a turn card based game, and I actually like it. You can still move about and do things like in the other Metal Gear games, however your actions are based on what cards you have. For example if you have a card for movement then you can move, if you have a card for a FAMAS gun, you can use that gun to attack someone. I find this game more challenging then the other Metal Gear games I have played, mostly because you sometimes have to wait till you get the card you want to use, plus it is turn based so you can have like six enemies do there actions before you get to go. The story line however is kinda like the other ones, where a terrorist group take over a scientific area, and they send in Snake to stop them. What makes me a little sad though is that there is no voice acting in it =( That was one of my favorite things in the other games, because it gave the game more depth and made tha charecters more rememberable. However there is one thing in it that I really like, and that is the charecter cards. Each charecter card is a charecter from the previous Metal Gear games, and many of them do special things. Now the awesome thing about them, is that when you use the card, you get to see a little video of the charecter from the game they were in, that is if they had a video in that game. For example when you use Vulcan Raven's card, you get the video of where he jumps off the crates when you fight him in MGS1.

So in closing I like this game, and I think if you give it a chance you will too.

Your Special Forces Commando

Jeremy

Ok here is a trailor for a movie that I want to see.

Yay I got a call today around 11 am for an interview tomorrow morning at Walmart. I am hoping that I am able to get on there, lol mostly because right now I have no money and I need to make a payment on my studen loan by the end of the month =P lol maybe I should have waited before I quit my last job. But I think it was a good idea for me to quit, mostly because if I stayed I would have most likely have fliped out on someone, or possibly just freaking out in general.

Well I must be off

Jeremy

Trying to realize what you want to do with your life can be pretty difficult sometimes. Personally I have been really thinking about it for about 10 years, and I still have no clue what I want to do. People tell me I should do what I have passion for, however that is somewhat dificult for me, mostly because I lack some of the passion for things, that other people seem to possess. Sure there are things that I like, but I have never really been a major fan of anything, I am pretty interested in zombies, however I wouldn't call my intrest in them to be a passion. Another thing that seems to happen to me is that my interests seem to randomly change from time to time, which can be pretty annoying.  Maybe deep down inside my self hatered is keeping me from succeeding, and to be able to succeed I should try and get help about it. A lot of times I guess the hardest thing someone can do is admit to them selves that they are the cause of there problems.  It could also explain my lack of luck with women, after all who wants to be with someone who hates them self.

Well it's time for me to go now

see you all later

Jeremy

Here is the continuing list of things I have learned movies and television, I do believe the last one stoped at #20, so I will pick up from there.

21) All asian people know martial arts

22) No matter how good you are at martial arts, if you fight a chineese guy you will get your butt kicked.

23) You can pop someones eyes out of there sockets by hitting them in the back of the head really hard with your fist.

24) All intellegent creatures can speak english, and only revert back to there native tongue to tell each other secrets.

25) A 5'7" 170lbs man can get in to a fist fight with a 7'4" 390lbs man and kick his butt.

26) As long as you ask someone to cover you, you can run through a hail of gun fire and not be harmed.

27) People that have minimum wage jobs in large cities, can afford loft apartments and brand name clothes.

28) No matter how bad something goes, it will always work out in the end.

29) There are hookers on every street corner, and they always have information to give the police on a current investigation.

30) The T-Rex likes the taste of lawyer meat.

31) You can survive falling off a roof, as long as you land in a full dumpster.

32) If you come out of a lake/ocean/pool, you will be compleatly dry in like 10 mins.

33) Pool boys/pizza delivery boys/repair men are always getting laid while at work.

34) Latin American crime bosses/drug lords, are usually named Santiago.

35) One hand grenade can blow up an entire house.

36) Never dump a bucket of pigs blood on the weird chick at school, because she will explode you with her mind.

37) Having a piece of glass drivin into your brain, will only result in you losing your psychic powers.

38) Cars can take massive ammounts of damage and still keep running.

39) Uniformed cops die very easily.

40) A small group of friends can do anything.

Well thats all for now

Have a good night every one

Jeremy

Here is my fave music video, it is Scream! by the Misfits.

Hey there every one

If any of you ever get the urdge to get me a present here is what I want

Toxic Teddies

more specificly these ones

Misfits

dead teddy

Well I can always hope can't I?
Jeremy

Hello every one, so far today has been a good one.

I actually was able to wake up at 5:30 this morning, so I could go into town and apply for a job. When I was getting my coffee this morning the cute girl behind the counter even smiled at me lol I was even able to watch Land Of The Dead on my PSP while waiting for the store I was going to apply at to open. After I put in my resume I decided to wander around town for a bit before the bus came, It was raining a little, which I don't mind because I like it when it rains, I find the sound of it to be relaxing. When the bus came, I took it to the bus stop and then walked home from there. It is about an hours walk home from there, it had also stoped raining too. The only problem was that it was very muggy, and still is and I have the unfortunate ability to sweat like a pig under such conditions. Now before any one tells me it's because I need to loose weight, that is only part of it. The sweating thing is mostly a family thing, both my father, brother, and uncles sweat like pigs too.

Now we get to the part that explains my title. You see when I was just about home there were these two Mennonite boys riding there bikes down the road comming in my direction. LOL they must not have liked the way I looked, because the first thing they did was nearly run me over with there bikes, but they also had the most hatefull looks on there faces I have ever seen. If looks could I would be stone cold dead right now......unless I rose as a zombie Personally I could care less what they thought of me or how I looked, but some day they are going to have to realize that you can't judge people based on there appearence. Sure I may have been dressed all in black with items with images of skulls on them, but deep down when you get to know me I am a total sweet heart, and an awesome friend. I know this because many people have told me this, LOL they also say that hugging me is like hugging a cuddly teddybear

I must go for now

However I shall return

Your cuddly teddybear
Jeremy

purple monkeys like to eat rotten eggs under an apple tree with dracula's younger brother morty.

Where They Wander
by
Horrorpops

Stand back keep away
I'm not giving up my soul today
Evil men trying to eat at me
Is there a lesson to be learned
Another night another damn fright
I'm holding on to my head
If they look like dead and act like dead...
Well dead shouldn't walk in my house

Calling my name, begging my brains
Inviting me in, making me one of them
I'd rather tear my heart out

I don't wanna give in
I don't wanna concede
I don't wanna be

Where they wander
I don't wanna submit
To their way of politics
I don't wanna be
Where they wander

Endless pain their domain
Walking through the night
Nekorman finally eat at me
His tainted heart got to me
We are always gonna be

Forever we will be together in our lust
well we walk like dead and smell like dead
We look better than when we met

Calling your name, wanting your brains
Inviting you in, making you one of us
We'd like to tear your heart out

We don't wanna give in
We don't wanna concede
We're not gonna be

Where they wander
We don't wanna submit
To their way of politics
We're not gonna be
Where they wander
[2 times]

We're not gonna lie [4 times]

Heyyyyyyy

We're not gonna lie [3 times]

Wanting your brains

Since I am starting to become more myself I have decided that I must also have a new hair style, here are the few types I have been thinking of possibly getting.

I was also thinking of colouring my hair too, the possible colours are Dark Purple, Black and Dark Red.

Well I better be going for now

Have a good day every one

Jeremy

Ok so tonight is getting pertty damn annoying. First off there are like 500 mosuitos in here attacking me, and for some reason they like going for the feet. Lol every time I kill one, there are like 3 more that take it's place. My luck I will get like west nile or something. The other thing that is bugging me, is my alergies. You see they were cutting in the hay feild and now I can't stop sneezing. Lol plus it is pretty warm in here too.

Oh well I guess I will just have to live with it, lol but I do enjoy breathing though

Well I better be going now so have a good night all

but before I go I will put up a video that one of my friends made hope you all enjoy it.

Jeremy

Here are some interesting facts I have found about Chuck Norris. Watch out for the roundhouse kicks =P

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

What many people dont know is chuck norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

I just noticed that the pic of the real akira bike is to big =(

so here is another one that is smaller

How is it possible that people can know me, and I have no clue who they are. Well stuff like that has been happening to me pretty much all my life. You see In highschool I was never popular, but for some unknown reason I couldn't go down the hall without having someone wave or say hi to me. Lol and I had no clue who they were, things like that still happen to me. Like when ever I am walking down the road, I am always having people honk there horns, or wave at me. Even weirder is the fact that most of them are girls, seriously it kinda scares me. Lol my luck they want to kill me, cut off my face and wear it for a mask like Hannibal Lector. Man I can have some weird thoughts =P

On a totally different topic today when I was looking around on the internet, I found a replica of the motorcycle from the movie Akira For those of you who don't know, Akira is one of the best animated movies ever made in my opinion. But do not let the children watch it, because it is really intended for an adult audience. Hmmm maybe I should do a review of it some time. Well any way, I will put up a pic of the animated bike, and then the pic of the replica so you can see them side by side.

I don't know about you, but I would love to own one =D

Well it's time for me to go now, have a good night everyone

Your Anti Hero
Jeremy

My name is Jeremy and I am a nerd.

I have been one for about 22 years now, ever since I first saw an episode of Star Trek.
I enjoy watching SciFi, the discovery channel, and cartoons. I have even dressed up as a klingon at one point. I have also been known to randomly quote Monty Python, and I find glasses sexy. If i had a pocket protector I would use it, I use an inhailer and regularly get pimpels. I have a pretty good sized zombie movie collection, and have watched each one at least 3 times, I play Dungeons and Dragons and love every minute of it. I have over 2000 magic the gathering cards, many from the old sets. There is also a collection of comic books in my closet. I have never been invited to a party, or any social get togethers for that matter. I own the klingon/english dictionary, and have seriously concidered learning it as a second language. I have more friends on the internet, then I do in persone. I usually have conversations with people that are like "who would live longer, a red shirt from star trek, or a stormtrooper from star wars". When I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be a Wookie.

I can go on all night on this subject, but I am starting to feel a little tired.

I will see all of you later

Mr. Nerdish Pants A.K.A Jeremy

Ok I hope this works.

Here is a video for a song I like, It is Dracula Blood by Zombina and the Skeletones.
Enjoy

Hello every one, I havn't been on the past couple of days because I do believe I am comming down with the flu again.

Well any way here is the list of things I have learned from watching movies, amd television.

1) If you find a book bound in human skin titled "The Book Of The Dead" don't read it.

2) Watch what you do around dark haired squinty eyed cooks/oilrig workers/cops/environmental agency workers/and any other charecters Steven Segal has played, because they are former special forces guys, and will kick your butt in slow motion.

3) why use a light switch when you can kick the light bulb.

4) If there is a psychopath running loose in your town, and you decide to have sex with your sweetheart, you are good as dead.

5) If you cut your hand off with a chainsaw, wraping it in a towel and putting duct tape on it, will keep you from bleeding to death.

6) If you ever find yourself in an abandoned school/hospital/hotel/or any other place besides a military base or police hq, you will find a crate of guns and grenades.

7) Cars have the habit of bursting into flames from any kind of impact, and the seatbelt and door will always be stuck.

8) You can find a jug of gasoline when you need to start a fire, but never when you need it for a car.

9) If someone is shooting at you, and you hide behind something, anything, you won't get hit by the bullets.

10) Fires burn in space.

11) Nuclear weapons can save the world.

12) Aliens with advanced technology can be defeated with an apple laptop computer.

13) As long as you kill a major crime boss, you don't have to worry about the repercussions and ramifications of all your actions leading up to that point.

14) Guns never run out of bullets.

15) If you get shot 5 times, you can still walk around normally.

16) If you cut someones arm off with a sword, blood sprays like a fointain.

17) One man armed with just a knife and a headband can take on an entire army, and win.

18) Batman has an awesome plastic surgeon.

19) People with both a given name and a family name are killed by psychopaths after people with just a given name.

20) A guy will feel more pain from having his wounds tended, then from actually recieving them.

Well I hope you enjoyed my list, and maybe I will expand it later on.

Have a good night people.

Your creepy neighbour
Jeremy

I am not a big fan of reality shows, mostly because they are all pretty much the same thing. It involves some one going on tv and making an idiot of themself. You also have to think of how good there friends are to, after all most of the people wouldn't be going on them if not for the support of friends and family. I bet the next reality show that will be made will be something like, "who wants to wrestle a gorilla" or "how much acid can you drink". The only good "reality" shows are the old school game shows, like match game. Lol now that was a very entertaining show, and Gene Rayburn is one of the best game show hosts ever, in my opinion he is tied with Bob Barker, however Gene is far more funny.

Television shouldn't be full of dopes, eating bull testicals, or singing off key. It should be full of scripted programs with story lines that would never happen in real life. Thats why I like Sci-Fi so much, because the writers are only limited by there imaginations. And if they want aliens fighting giant robot dinosaurs, they can have it. Lol actually that would be pretty cool, lol and it also kinda sounds like the plot to an anime movie

Well I better go for now before I get waaaaay off topic.

Talk to you all later
Your Rockabilly Ghoul

Jeremy

Here are just a few of my thoughts about the universe and reality.

First off just let me say, I'm not a religious persone, personally I don't believe that an organization of any kind, has the right to tell me how I should live my life. If I want to go around listening to death metal, and reading books about evil stuff, I should be allowed to. I believe that if you are a good persone and treat people right, every thing will work out right.

I also believe that there is more to reality that we can precieve, and the reason we don't precieve it is because for hundreds of years, we have been conditioned by the scientific community, that if we cant, touch, see, or have tangibal proof of some thing, then it doesn't exist. We encounter things every day, that due to that conditioning our brain denys it's existance. We discount it, and say things like, it was just a shadow, or my mind is playing tricks on me, or it must have been something I ate. The next time something odd hapens to you, don't just dismiss it, try to understand what it was and maybe you will be pleasently surprised.

Well I must be off now

Every one have a good night
And keep an open mind

Till next time

Jeremy

A while back I used to write little poems, nothing very special just things that came to my head. So tonight I thought I would share a few with you all. Also none of them have titles, lol mostly because I was a little to lazy to think of any.

 

I thought I would make a list of the jobs that I have done in the past ten years, I am mostly doing this for myself, however some of you may find it interesting. They will be in the best order I can make them, starting with the earliest job and ending with the most recent. Lol I just hope I can remember there order

1) Poultry plant worker - Basically I helped package chicken for shipping.

2) Cashier - I worked at Zellers, for those of you who don't know what that is, it is a Canadian store that is kinda like Walmart.

3) Janitor - I worked one day as a janitor at the local university during a strike, lol the people that hired me never called me back after the first day.

4) Pie Plant Worker - I did pretty mych the same thing at the pie plant as I did at the chicken plant, but with pies.

5) Crossing guard - I was the crossing guard for the local elementry school.

6) Strawberry picker - I picked strawberrys a few weeks in the summer for beer money.

7) Store bitch - I worked at a building supply store, and my job was to pretty much do what ever every one else wanted me to do, like stocking shelves, cleaning, painting, and doing a lot of lugging

8) Technical support consultant - This is the last job I did, now what I was supposed to do was help people who were having trouble with there high speed internet over the phone. Now what it really was, was listening to people bitch at me because I was unable to send a service truck to there house to fix there problem at that very moment.

I know there are a few more other jobs I have done, but I can't remember what they are at this very moment, so I am omitting them.

Now to a totally different subject, I have recently become interested in writing stories. Now the problem with that is that I can only write for a very short time, and then my mind goes blank. It's not that I have no ideas, in fact my imagination is one of the best things I have. It's just that when I go to write things down, my ideas have the horrible habit of leaving my head.

Now any of you who know about writing, and how to actually get your ideas out on to paper, please send me a messege, I would like that very much.

Well I must be going now

Keep it sleezy people
Jeremy

Hello ladies and gentalmen,

Today I shall talk about the subject of random acts of foolishness. Now some of you will see the title and say, what kind of an idiot would do a random act of foolishness. And my answer to that is, a very smart idiot. Now being foolish isn't as bad as you think, well as long as it doesn't go to far. Now small random acts of foolishness are good for everyone, because they let off steam, make you feel good about yourself, and make others feel a little better too.

So the next time you are out do something silly and totally foolish, and see what reaction you get from the people around you, and I bet it will be a positive one, well unless you do it in the totally wrong place, like a funeral or something like that.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, go out there and make someone smile, because they may really need a good laugh, and you could be the one who gives it to them.

Keep it silly people
Till next time
Your host of oddness
Jeremy