Today has been an alright day, I got the laundry done did some cleaning, and made a good dinner. I also got a call for a second interview at Staples too =D I go in on thursday at 1pm. I also had a very nice walk this evening, lol and I had a frog pee on my hand =P But i did save it from an untimely death by squishing, because it was sitting on the road so i thought I should pick it up before it got run over, lol so it peed on my hand and hoped into the bushes in the ditch.

I am thinking of going to bed a little earlier tonight then I have been the past couple of nights. I am thinking around 12:30, instead of around 3, lol maybe I will wake up at a decent time too. However if I do get that job at staples I am going to have to start changing my sleep pattern, because the shift is from 9pm - 7am, lol finally an excuse to sleep all day. The only bad thing is that the job is only a temp one till I think a month into the school year. But it's work and I need the money, plus it gives me much needed experience which I need.

Well I am going to go for now.

Jeremy

The album I want to get is the Misfits album Project 1950. It has punk versions of some 1950's era songs, I actually have one of them and it sounds pretty good.

Here is the link to it if you want to check it out.

Project 1950

So today I had my interview, it was at 3pm however I had to leave at 11am. Mostly because I left to mom when she did her meeting in town and after she was done with that, she took me into my interview. I had a good lunch and then I went to my interview, lol however I had to wait till about 3:15 but I think it went well. I was told though that most of the positions were already filled up =( but they did tell me that there was a temp position stocking the shelves with school supplies. lol The shift is from 9pm-7am but work is work and I need the money.

The way home on the bus was alright, untill I got to the transfer point. Ugggg the transfer bus was over a half hour late :S and the bad thing was that because of that I wasn't able to get to the job fair I waned to go to.

It's actually cool tonight =D and I didn't sweat like a hooker in church when I went for my walk either. The weird thing was that when I was on the my way back home, it felt like something was following me, it was pretty creepy.

Oh well I better be going now

If I think of anything else to talk about I will be back

Jeremy

A teenage Japanese boy has been arrested after walking into a police
station carrying a severed human head and claiming to have killed his
mother. The 17-year-old went to a police station in the town of
Aizuwakamatsu, north of Tokyo, carrying the head in a sports bag. The
beheaded body of a woman was later found at the boy's home. This is
the latest in a series of grisly killings in Japan, a country renowned
for its low crime rate. On Monday a severed human leg was discovered
in a small river in central Tokyo. In January, a 32-year-old woman was
arrested after she confessed to killing her husband, dismembering him
with a saw and dumping body parts around Tokyo. In the latest case,
the boy, said to be a local high school student, reportedly told
police he killed his mother with a knife during the night as she
slept, and had acted alone. Japanese press said the boy lived with his
young brother, separately from their parents. Their mother was
believed to have been visiting them on Monday. The teenager was
reported to have undergone psychiatric treatment at some point in the
past. Chief Cabinet Secretary Yasuhisa Shiozaki expressed his alarm at
the reports. "If it's true, it's horrifying," he said. Aizuwakamatsu
is located in Fukushima prefecture, some 200km (125 miles) north of
Tokyo.

Take a look at this video and just think about it.

Video

Arrrg my eye is bgging me tonight, it feels like there is something in it, yet there is nothing there that I can see. The irritation is driving me more insane then I already am, I want to dig the eye right out of my head. Then I would have an excuse to wear an eyepatch and I could go around saying arrrrrr shiver me timbers and such. But I would also be missing one eye too, which I guess would kinda suck because of the loss of depth preception and all. Oh well I guess I will have to do my best to irnore it and hopefully it will go away.

It's time for me to go to bed now, I have an exciting day of being bothered by my brother and sister tomorrow and I need my beauty sleep. I am so giddy with excitment I can hardly contain myself. *In a dull monotone voice* yay

So If I don't go compleatly insane, lol I know you are thinking "isn't he already there?" but right now I am only half insane, which means I can still be put on trial if need be. But any who It's time for me to do my impression of a corpse.

Good Night and have fun.

Jeremy

Here is one of my favorite movies, it is Hot Fuzz, and if you havn't seen it yet, you should.

enjoy =)

Jeremy

If you ever wondered how much money your family would get for your body if they sold it to science after you died, well look no farther, here is the cadaver calculator. Frightening and entertaining, amuse your friends and have compititions on who's corpse is worth the most.

Mingle² - Free Online Dating

I have been a little confused lately, mostly because of women.

You see for pretty much all my life I have had very bad luck with women, I have only ever had one girl friend, and she ended up dumping me, with out much of an excuse other then she really didn't like talking to me. Yet lately women have been telling me that I am sexy and cute. Now this makes me wonder because for most of my life I have been told that I am ugly and unattractive. So when I hear any positive things about me, it makes me suspect that the people saying it are up to something, it's just that I am not that very trusting of people. Another thing is that I am a very intravert persone, and I get really weird when I am in a group of people. Mostly I start to act strange and say very odd things, but that is just a defence for me, a way of keeping people at arms length as it were. As far as crowds go, they make me feel very unconfertable and depressed, mostly due to the fact that I feel very alone when I am in a crowd, like I never belong.

As far as depression goes, it happens to me quite a bit. My selfesteeme is also pretty lacking, but that mostly stems from people treating like a total loser for a very long time. But I do get over it and go about my life the best I can, which I guess is all any one can do really.

Well my mind is starting to go blank now, so I better be going

Talk to you all later

Jeremy

If you ever wanted to know what it would be like to have the crew of the starship enterprise to dance and sing to Knights of the round table from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, well here you go.

Enjoy =)

Horrified diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood
in a crowded pizza restaurant on April 24, 2007. The 35-year-old Pole
burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife
from the kitchen. He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as
customers fled screaming. A witness said: "There was blood everywhere.
Everyone ran out of the place." Surgeons battling to save the severed
willy tried to sew it back on in the first UK op of its kind. Quick-
thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after
subduing its crazed owner with CS gas. The manhood was packed in ice
and taken with the man to London's St Thomas's Hospital. A spokesman
there confirmed doctors had attempted to re-attach it, but the
hospital refused to say whether the procedure had been successful.

The 200-seater restaurant on The Strand in central London was packed
with runners and spectators from Sunday's Marathon. Sales rep Stuart
McMahon, who was eating supper with his girlfriend, said: "This guy
came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and
started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he
jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then
he cut it off. I couldn't believe it. The staff were really upset and
there was blood everywhere." Police sped to the scene and restrained
and handcuffed the man. Several diners were treated for shock by
ambulance crews. A spokesman for the Zizzi restaurant chain said: "It
all happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
frightening and distressing. The manager and staff bravely helped
evacuate the restaurant."

Last night cops were trying to establish the Pole's background. He had
left no identification in the clothing he discarded. A source said:
"We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of
mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy."

YAY I got a call today to come in for an interview on monday at Staples =)
For those of you who don't know Staples is kinda an office supply store, but they also sell things like school supplies, and other work related things, as well as videogames and movies. It is kinda strange, because it is my second interview in two weeks, lol this is the first time I have had that many in such a short time. I'm not complaining, it's just that I have never had that happen before.

I have also had a realization of what I want to do for work now and it is funeral services, more specific, enbalming and prepairing the bodies for the funerals. Now people may say "Why would you want to do that?" well there are many reasons, first there is job security. Also I will be working with people who won't be rude to me when I am around them, as well I will be working in an air conditioned room, and for those who know me, know that I hate the heat. Another reason Is that I am weird and I wouldn't mind being around dead people all day or night.

Well I'm off now but I shall be back.

Your weird morbid friend
Jeremy

I got this story in my email today, and it is pretty good, and a little heartwarming in an odd way.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The
elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He
got down on one knee and inspected the
elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its
foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on
its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood
frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the
elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty
years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu
were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its
front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that
several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring
at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help
wondering if this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his
way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared
back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around
one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him
instantly.

Hope you enjoyed it

Jeremy

This is for some of you with a morbid streak, and for those of you who are just curious.

http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asylum/asylum.htm

The Morbid Fact Du Jour is pretty interesting, plus you can sign up to have it emailed to you each day.

Hope you enjoy

Jeremy

The Safety Dance
by
Men Without Hats

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Well theyre are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Well theyre are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.

Francois!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we dont nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance were doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance

We can dance if we want to, weve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everythingll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance
Well theyre are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance were doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybodys takin the chance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh its the safety dance
Its the safety dance
Well its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance
Oh its the safety dance

LOL I checked my email this morning, and found this in it. Heehee I better act right away =P

FROM THE DESK OF IDRISA BIKO
THE HEAD OF FILE DEPARTMENT, BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.

("remittance of $5.2million pounds confidential is the case")

compliments of the season 2007,

i am (Idrisa Biko),head of file department & debt recovering in Bank of Africa ouagadougou burkina-faso in west africa.
first, i must solicit your confidence in this transaction.this is by
virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret.
however after series of petition was recieved by this present regime from foreign contractors and inability of the Bank of Africa (boa)to fulfill their obligation for the payment to its foreign creditors, in conjunction with the council of ministers, they mandated us to carry out a careful and comprehensive review of all overdue payments to foreign contractors and to effect payments immediately.

during the above mentioned process, we discovered an abandoned sum of 5.2 m (FIVE MILLION TWO HUNDRED POUNDS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that happened in (monday 31st july 2000).since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

it is therefore upon this discovery that i and other officials in my
department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
i agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account,and 50% would be for me, while 10% will be for expenses incure during the transaction. there after i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated.therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.

upon the receipt of your reply, i will send to you by email the text of the application to fill and send to the bank. i will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free risk and this transaction will only take us 14 banking days because as a banker, i know what to do and move the fund into your account without any delay and thatyou should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangement have been made for the transfer.

you should contact me as soon as you receive this letter so that i will send you the text of the application to apply to the bank and the data information of the deceased .

your's faithfully,

Idrisa Biko
from (B.O.A) ouagadougou burkina-faso.

LOL I may be stupid, but I'm not that stupid =P

Have a good weekend every one

Jeremy

I thought I would talk about the game METAL GEAR AC!D.

First off it is for the PSP, and it is not like the other Metal Gear games. This one is a turn card based game, and I actually like it. You can still move about and do things like in the other Metal Gear games, however your actions are based on what cards you have. For example if you have a card for movement then you can move, if you have a card for a FAMAS gun, you can use that gun to attack someone. I find this game more challenging then the other Metal Gear games I have played, mostly because you sometimes have to wait till you get the card you want to use, plus it is turn based so you can have like six enemies do there actions before you get to go. The story line however is kinda like the other ones, where a terrorist group take over a scientific area, and they send in Snake to stop them. What makes me a little sad though is that there is no voice acting in it =( That was one of my favorite things in the other games, because it gave the game more depth and made tha charecters more rememberable. However there is one thing in it that I really like, and that is the charecter cards. Each charecter card is a charecter from the previous Metal Gear games, and many of them do special things. Now the awesome thing about them, is that when you use the card, you get to see a little video of the charecter from the game they were in, that is if they had a video in that game. For example when you use Vulcan Raven's card, you get the video of where he jumps off the crates when you fight him in MGS1.

So in closing I like this game, and I think if you give it a chance you will too.

Your Special Forces Commando

Jeremy

Ok here is a trailor for a movie that I want to see.

Yay I got a call today around 11 am for an interview tomorrow morning at Walmart. I am hoping that I am able to get on there, lol mostly because right now I have no money and I need to make a payment on my studen loan by the end of the month =P lol maybe I should have waited before I quit my last job. But I think it was a good idea for me to quit, mostly because if I stayed I would have most likely have fliped out on someone, or possibly just freaking out in general.

Well I must be off

Jeremy

Trying to realize what you want to do with your life can be pretty difficult sometimes. Personally I have been really thinking about it for about 10 years, and I still have no clue what I want to do. People tell me I should do what I have passion for, however that is somewhat dificult for me, mostly because I lack some of the passion for things, that other people seem to possess. Sure there are things that I like, but I have never really been a major fan of anything, I am pretty interested in zombies, however I wouldn't call my intrest in them to be a passion. Another thing that seems to happen to me is that my interests seem to randomly change from time to time, which can be pretty annoying.  Maybe deep down inside my self hatered is keeping me from succeeding, and to be able to succeed I should try and get help about it. A lot of times I guess the hardest thing someone can do is admit to them selves that they are the cause of there problems.  It could also explain my lack of luck with women, after all who wants to be with someone who hates them self.

Well it's time for me to go now

see you all later

Jeremy

Here is the continuing list of things I have learned movies and television, I do believe the last one stoped at #20, so I will pick up from there.

21) All asian people know martial arts

22) No matter how good you are at martial arts, if you fight a chineese guy you will get your butt kicked.

23) You can pop someones eyes out of there sockets by hitting them in the back of the head really hard with your fist.

24) All intellegent creatures can speak english, and only revert back to there native tongue to tell each other secrets.

25) A 5'7" 170lbs man can get in to a fist fight with a 7'4" 390lbs man and kick his butt.

26) As long as you ask someone to cover you, you can run through a hail of gun fire and not be harmed.

27) People that have minimum wage jobs in large cities, can afford loft apartments and brand name clothes.

28) No matter how bad something goes, it will always work out in the end.

29) There are hookers on every street corner, and they always have information to give the police on a current investigation.

30) The T-Rex likes the taste of lawyer meat.

31) You can survive falling off a roof, as long as you land in a full dumpster.

32) If you come out of a lake/ocean/pool, you will be compleatly dry in like 10 mins.

33) Pool boys/pizza delivery boys/repair men are always getting laid while at work.

34) Latin American crime bosses/drug lords, are usually named Santiago.

35) One hand grenade can blow up an entire house.

36) Never dump a bucket of pigs blood on the weird chick at school, because she will explode you with her mind.

37) Having a piece of glass drivin into your brain, will only result in you losing your psychic powers.

38) Cars can take massive ammounts of damage and still keep running.

39) Uniformed cops die very easily.

40) A small group of friends can do anything.

Well thats all for now

Have a good night every one

Jeremy

Here is my fave music video, it is Scream! by the Misfits.

Hey there every one

If any of you ever get the urdge to get me a present here is what I want

Toxic Teddies

more specificly these ones

Misfits

dead teddy

Well I can always hope can't I?
Jeremy

Hello every one, so far today has been a good one.

I actually was able to wake up at 5:30 this morning, so I could go into town and apply for a job. When I was getting my coffee this morning the cute girl behind the counter even smiled at me lol I was even able to watch Land Of The Dead on my PSP while waiting for the store I was going to apply at to open. After I put in my resume I decided to wander around town for a bit before the bus came, It was raining a little, which I don't mind because I like it when it rains, I find the sound of it to be relaxing. When the bus came, I took it to the bus stop and then walked home from there. It is about an hours walk home from there, it had also stoped raining too. The only problem was that it was very muggy, and still is and I have the unfortunate ability to sweat like a pig under such conditions. Now before any one tells me it's because I need to loose weight, that is only part of it. The sweating thing is mostly a family thing, both my father, brother, and uncles sweat like pigs too.

Now we get to the part that explains my title. You see when I was just about home there were these two Mennonite boys riding there bikes down the road comming in my direction. LOL they must not have liked the way I looked, because the first thing they did was nearly run me over with there bikes, but they also had the most hatefull looks on there faces I have ever seen. If looks could I would be stone cold dead right now......unless I rose as a zombie Personally I could care less what they thought of me or how I looked, but some day they are going to have to realize that you can't judge people based on there appearence. Sure I may have been dressed all in black with items with images of skulls on them, but deep down when you get to know me I am a total sweet heart, and an awesome friend. I know this because many people have told me this, LOL they also say that hugging me is like hugging a cuddly teddybear

I must go for now

However I shall return

Your cuddly teddybear
Jeremy

purple monkeys like to eat rotten eggs under an apple tree with dracula's younger brother morty.

Where They Wander
by
Horrorpops

Stand back keep away
I'm not giving up my soul today
Evil men trying to eat at me
Is there a lesson to be learned
Another night another damn fright
I'm holding on to my head
If they look like dead and act like dead...
Well dead shouldn't walk in my house

Calling my name, begging my brains
Inviting me in, making me one of them
I'd rather tear my heart out

I don't wanna give in
I don't wanna concede
I don't wanna be

Where they wander
I don't wanna submit
To their way of politics
I don't wanna be
Where they wander

Endless pain their domain
Walking through the night
Nekorman finally eat at me
His tainted heart got to me
We are always gonna be

Forever we will be together in our lust
well we walk like dead and smell like dead
We look better than when we met

Calling your name, wanting your brains
Inviting you in, making you one of us
We'd like to tear your heart out

We don't wanna give in
We don't wanna concede
We're not gonna be

Where they wander
We don't wanna submit
To their way of politics
We're not gonna be
Where they wander
[2 times]

We're not gonna lie [4 times]

Heyyyyyyy

We're not gonna lie [3 times]

Wanting your brains